var howMany = 5 
var quote = new Array(howMany+1) 

quote[0]='"Wine is the most civilized thing in the world." <br /><br /> Winston S. Churchill, 1918'
quote[1]='"Where there is no wine there is no love." <br /><br /> Euripides' 
quote[2]='"When baking, follow directions.  When cooking, go by your own taste." <br /><br /> Laiko Bahrs'
quote[3]='"All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast." <br /><br /> John Gunther'
quote[4]='"The only time to eat diet food is while you are waiting for the steak to cook." <br /><br /> Julia Child'
quote[5]='"Without butter, without eggs, there is no reason to come to France." <br /><br /> Paul Bocuse' 
 

function rndnumber()
{ 
	var randscript = -1; 
	while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript))
{ 
	randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) 
} 
	return randscript 
}

quo = rndnumber() 
quox = quote[quo];
document.write(quox)